thatMarygirl wrote:
>
> > I've started yelling OH MAN all the time - only it sounds like OHHH
> > MAIN - have you heard that 50 cent song "just a little bit"?
> > Brilliant - at some point - i think he's referring to an ass - he says
> > Oh Main - and it makes me giggle.
> >
> > I don't give a fuck, I do what I wanna do
> > I hit your ass up, boy I done warned you
> > Better listen, when I talk, nigga don't trip
> > Yo' heat in the car, mine's in this bitch
> > I ain't tryna beef, I'm tryna get my drink on
> > Got my diamonds, my fitted, and my mink on
> > I'ma kick it at the bar till its time to go
> > Then I'ma get shorty here and I'ma let her know
> >
> > Aha! Here it is - And shorty shake that thang like a pro
> > She back it up on me I'm like OH MAYN

> > If I worked in a lab, I'd randomly shout Eureeka! Just to boost morale, you know. By the way, do you speak any Spanish? because you look like a Mexican I know.

Here is what they replied:

Un poquitico. Trato de hablar y escribir más ahora. Puede ser difícil
> cuando tus personas no puedan practicar el mismo. Y es más fácil cuando
> tienes alguien interesante con quien te quieres hablar. O esa persona
> especial para hacer una cubana y dar candela por el culo. Es así,
> sabes.

And finally, this is what I replied:

This is you, only translated.

A poquitico. Treatment to speak and to write more now. It can be difficult when your people cannot practice the same one. And it is easier when you have somebody interesting one with who you are wanted to speak. Or that special person to do a Cuban and to give candle by the ass. She is thus, you know.

Me, only much more amused than I was 5 minutes ago. I'll try Italian today.

Gradisco particolarmente la parte circa fare un cubano e dare la candela dall'asino. dimenticato quanto brillante siete. Ora, ottenga il vostro asino qui e rendami una certa prima colazione maledetta. Amo usando l'italiano giuro le parole! Eccellente. Che cosa la scopata voi fa tutto il giorno? Spiacente. Ha dovuto usare almeno una volta la scopata. Dia ad una ragazza una rottura, sono nel codice categoria e mantengo snorting/giggling ed il mio insegnante già lo odia. Almeno posso soddisfarsi con un piccolo "scop-scopo-scop-scopo-scop" a 8:00 alla mattina, vedente come come devo resistere al suo alito della burro-sigaretta dell'arachide del aglio-cipolla-cioccolato-forse, destra?

I'll go ahead and translate that for you. Don't mention it. No, no, really. My pleasure.

I especially like the part about doing a Cuban and giving candle by the ass. I'd forgotten how brilliant you are. Now, get your ass over here and make me some damn breakfast. I love using Italian swear words! Super. What the fuck do you do all day? Sorry. Had to use fuck, at least once. Give a girl a break, I'm in class and I keep snorting/giggling and my teacher already hates me. At least I can content myself with a little "fuck-fuck-fuck the fucking fucker-fuck-fuck" at 8:00 in the morning, seeing as how I have to endure her garlic-onions-chocolate-maybe peanut butter-cigarette breath, right?

Now - just so you feel better - here is my attempt at Italian translated correctly - and by correctly, I mean by someone who thinks that just because they speak Italian daily, they know.

I appreciate particularly the part approximately making a Cuban and to give to the candle from the forgotten ass shining how much you are. Hour, obtains your ass and renders me one here sure first cursed breakfast. I love using the Italian I swear the words! Excellent. Which thing swept you ago all the day? Spiacente. It has had to use the swept one at least once. It gives to a girl a breach, they are in the code category and I maintain snorting/giggling and already teaching mine it hates it. At least I can satisfy with a small "fuck-fuck-fucking the fucker-fuck-fuck" to 8:00 to the morning, seeing like as I must resist to its breath of the butter-cigarette of the peanut of the garlic-onion-chocolate-perhaps, right?