32 staples in my left arm

6 thumb movies to watch

1 Old Boy

2 New Boys

P.S. me: i need a 16 oz medium rare prime rib for dinner
him: i need to have sex with a virgin before sundown
me: i don't know any
me: you're on your own there, buddy
him: crap
him: how dee bayou?
me: are you speaking creole to me?
me: i only respond to dirty southern dialect
him: mmmmm, how's you likin it down thar in the swamps with the nigrahs n gators?