I find a six foot baby with a one track mind

Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands

Give me a moron with talented hands

I go bar-hopping and they say last call

I start shopping for a neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall

In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

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I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me

A Superman with a lobotomy

My fathers outa Harvard

My brothers outa Yale

But the guy I took home last night

Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot

But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work

I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck

He can't tell time but he sure can drive

I asked his name and he had to think

Could I have found the missing link

He's so stupid you know what he said

Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall

In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall