Goths
Circle I Limbo

Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Trixies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Hipsters
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VII Burning Sands

Objectivists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Militant Vegans
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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